wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours
come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today
ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance
One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”
She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him
i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen
I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper.
there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades
when a girl make u feel some type of way
Siri find me some self confidence
"do you want the rest of my-"