buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

bitter-ghost:

come lay down next to me and i’ll tell you about all the dogs i saw today 

inspectra:

ah yes, the three most historically important revolutions. the russian, french, and dance dance

gaimez:

One time this girl really hated me and wanted to ruin my reputation or something so one day i was talking to a boy and she came up and really obnoxiously said “you know she has a crush on you right?” and he was like “man i hope so or else this is gonna get really awkward”

She fuckin told my boyfriend that i liked him

itsmemacleod:

i once said no to drugs but they didnt listen

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

plot twist: you wake up for school fully rested and ready to socialize

populardad:

there is a difference between people who are smart and people who get good grades

aztec420:

when a girl make u feel some type of way

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snazziest:

Siri find me some self confidence

backslapping:

"do you want the rest of my-"

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If you won’t sing in the car with me when we drive, we can’t be friends